Since the world didn't end, why not eat Rite Aid store brand Chocolate Chip Cookies for breakfast in bed? So I did. And then when I sat up to write this post, crumbs from my chest fell all over the duvet. I really never wonder why I'm single.
I'm really glad the world didn't end this morning, though, because the last thing I ate yesterday was a dinner of black beans (no rice) and more chocolate chip cookies. I mean, I could have done better than that for a last meal. Upon closer inspection, however, I have no idea what I would eat instead. Ice cream would be included, clearly.