Last night, in true spinster fashion (no pun intended), by 7pm, I was in my apartment, in my bed, wearing the delicious outfit you see to the left, eating jelly toast for dinner while I watched Tuesday's episode of Pretty Little Liars on Hulu. I was asleep before 9pm.
True spinster for real.
In case you're wondering, you can get an amazing sleep shirt like the one to the left at such fine establishments as Rainbow and Conway. Mine, however, was given to me by a coworker at my former job. It's perfect, really. I love cats, and I'm stressed out.