A Spinster's Dream Diary
So, this week, I decided I would record my dreams daily just for kicks. As far as I can tell, none of them have any real meaning, but they are pretty funny and random. So...here they are! I hope you find them as strange as I did.
Monday, 05.20.2013: Last night I dreamed my mom said my face looked like a Bill Cosby mask.
Tuesday, 05.21.2013: I dreamed last night that I bit someone's thumb while we were thumb wrestling, and it bled. Then I dreamed I was at work, and our meetings consisted of cleaning toy trains. Cleaning toy trains, in this case, was like cleaning your ears with a bobbi pin in that the trains were full of earwax, and I was actually cleaning them with a bobbi pin.
Wednesday, 05.22.2013: Last night I dreamed I was in line to report myself for not wearing a hat at military school when I looked at a mirror on the wall, and realized I was Rebel Wilson. And also my parents had three identical houses right next to each other.
Thursday, 05.23.213: Last night I dreamed I was a prisoner in North Korea. North Korea, though, looked surprisingly like an abandoned car dealership.
Friday, 05.24.2013: The only dream I remember from last night was that I was out of face wash. I checked in the shower this morning, though, and I still have about half a bottle left. So it was a dream.
Saturday, 05.25.2013: Last night I dreamed I was friends with Ashley Benson from Pretty Little Liars. Every morning we would do a little competitive swimming, but I always tried to act like it wasn't that big a deal to me if I won or not. But it was totally a big deal.
Happy Memorial Day!