See You Soon!
Also, I had a dream last night my brother wore zebra print baseball pants and no shirt to baseball practice. And he was chubby.
In my absence, if you need your spinster fix, I think you should check out #myfriendsaremarried for a good laugh or all these Buzzfeed articles about kittens if you need to just look at the cuteness. Or this article, if you're worried you're mispronouncing words.
Welp, I think that's it! I'll be back on Tuesday after a weekend of nuptials. Don't worry, though, I'll still be a spinster when I return.