Saturday, March 8, 2014

Spinster Dream Diary: The Grocery Store Wedding

On an episode of This American Life, I learned that no one wants to hear about anyone else's dreams. So, today's post may actually be pretty boring. However, I had such a collection of bizarre dreams this week, I felt like I needed to share.

1. Monday I agreed I had to get married in Piggly Wiggly because it was the only venue available on such short notice. I also had to wear a short, burgundy satin dress, which I hated, and all the bridesmaids wore white.

2. Tuesday I dreamed I moved to Los Angeles and had to be in a gigantic cheerleading competition.

3. Wednesday I dreamed I had to go back to high school, and I was in a play for which I hadn't even learned my lines. I was playing a frog.

4. Thursday I dreamed it was the 1920's, and I was in love with a man who had goat pupils.

5. Friday, I dreamed my parents had two more sons after my brother was born, but they left them in Camden, SC to be "raised by the community." I was very upset.

Here's hoping none of these things happen to me in real life! Happy Saturday!


  1. I read your blog exclusively in the night when I can't sleep, because it instantly gets my mind off of whatever's keeping me up, and it's always something pleasant. But your roaring twenties romance with a goat-eyed hunk will probably be keeping me awake with laughter now, so...can't win 'em all...

    foofah=Kelly R, btw

    1. Hahaha! Goat Pupils always creep me out!