Sunday, March 23, 2014
Spinster Problems: Ripping your pants
It would be one thing if my pants ripped at home, but invariably, they rip in public and most often at work. I have even had to leave work in the middle of the day to go buy a pair of replacement pants.
So, I bought two new pair of jeans at the Gap yesterday, which will only serve to replace half of the ones I've ripped so far this year. I expect the cords to be done soon. They have been rubbed clean of their wale already, so it's only a matter of time.
I keep searching for a solution to this embarrassing problem, but thus far I have only discovered one: any time I need to wear pants, I should just wear sweatpants. Better yet, I should just start continuously wearing my robe. If you, too, are a spinster of ample thigh, I am giving my full endorsement of sweatpants-all-the-time.
Good luck to you all, and try not to bend or squat too suddenly. You never know what could happen.