Additionally, I would also like to say that my friend Megan was right when she tweeted me this week, saying that one reason to be thankful for spinsterhood in March is that we don't have to pretend to care about March Madness. Amen to that. Instead, I prefer Go Fug Yourself's Fug Madness, a fashion face-off of the year's worst and most hideous ensembles.
Now, excuse me while I go unabashedly eat something entirely inappropriate for breakfast. Thank goodness it's Spinsterhood (or also Thank goodness it's Saturday).