On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Spinster gave to me....eleven gripers griping, ten helpings heaping, nine ladies prancing, eight felons bilking, seven trees-a-trimming, six girls-a-lazing, fiiiiiive chicken wings, four famous nerds, three french men, two chubby pugs, and a puppy playing with feet.
Again, thank your lucky stars this is a gif and not a gift. Each of the gripers is saying something different. Ain't that always the way.
I hope you've gotten your Christmas Shopping done! If not, perhaps you should check through all the gift guides from November and Early December.
Check back tomorrow for the 12th day of Christmas!