Saturday, January 30, 2016

Spinster on a Friday Night

Yesterday I renewed my business license and felt so accomplished I decided I'd order takeout for dinner and watch documentaries. In a strange turn of events, I got too lazy and ate a healthy dinner of chicken and steamed broccoli while watching the racism episode of Chelsea Does. Miranda, as you can see, was unimpressed.

In other news, I still have not found my flash drive, so no one has been privy to any "hang-holding." that's a shame. I was looking forward to figuring out what that even was.

I hope you all have an excellent saturday. I, for one, will be going roller skating. That is the truth. I am 30 years old, and I cannot wait to go roller skating. Perhaps you should, too.